I need an angry dome. I'm taking orders now. Let me enumerate my aggression:
-Blind benevolence
-Complacency
-Citizens of San Angelo
-Lack of good movies on HBO
-Rerouting of the North bound intersection of Bryant and 19th St
-FB
-The news
-Lack of money
Oh great flying spaghetti monster please distract me from my intense hatred of everything. Amen.
Your rant reminds me of a BA fire pit I really want.
ReplyDeleteCheck it out....
http://shop.firepitart.com/thirdrock.aspx
That is so awesome, very pricey though.... Its probably a little cumbersome to laser cut on a globe. When I win the lottery, I'll be sure to buy everyone one of these. Seriously though, if I ever get the chance to have a house built, I'm going to include an angry dome in the plans. It'll be good for the whole family. Chach can talk to himself like a weirdo in privacy and Zephyr can throw her tantrums in there too.
ReplyDeleteHehe, that's a great idea...Better yet, instead of a dome, make it a soundproof room and put musical instruments in it. I can put my drum set in there and give Zephyr and Zed drum lessons....YaY!! Now my blood is all flowing! Man, I wish I could jump into a different dimension, like the one in the Matrix called, "The Construct". That way, I can play all I want with nobody around to complain and what-not.
ReplyDeleteOk, so I have one thing that really makes me want to beat someone into a coma and that is (drum roll), reality shows....
ReplyDeleteExamples that make me puke:
-The Voice
-American Idol
-Jersey Shore
-Real Housewives
-Dancing with the Stars
-Survivor
-ect...
The only reality shows I like watching are nature and cooking shows, like, Man vs. Wild, Survivorman, or Iron Chief. I like how nature is unbiased and can fuck you over if you're not aware of your surroundings...You get you jest...
I have to say that I really hate having to watch The Ultimate Fighter when its in season. The hype is unbearable, and watching grown men cry makes me want to vomit.
ReplyDeleteI never understood the premise of putting a group of hormone driven, egotistical men together in one house, with no women around. That's just man drama waiting to happen. Pretty. Effing. Retarded. Don't get me wrong; I like watching the fights, but everything is just a bunch of silliness...
ReplyDeletethey brought rhonda rousey into the house on the last season. all the guys were super awkward around her and and no one would really talk to her. i will dispute your stance that men need to have women around in order to not be total fucking idiots, like some of the guys on that show. There are some guys on there who manage to hold their shit together even though the opposite sex is nowhere in sight. on a separate note, what makes me annoyed lately is all the psuedo-intellectuals on fb giving their two cents about chick-fil-a and gay rights. most of them have no fucking clue what the hell they are talking about and end up just revealing themselves to be total and complete morons.
ReplyDeleteYeah I'm super close to deleting my fb account. I just hate everything about fb. All the people I hoped to connect to don't speak to me, so there isn't a point. You're right though its just a bunch of assholes mouthing off...
ReplyDeletei just use it for casual convos not really trying to have any meaningful connection to family or whatnot.
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