I've decided to start a new segment based on a neat journal I saw called 'People I want to punch in the face'. I had one of these moments Sunday morning while waiting in line at the grocery store. It never fails that I get behind some idiot asshole who is going to have a problem or be difficult. I'm not that impatient, but there is a threshold.
This lady was obviously a rich bitch. Frosted hair, ridiculous nails, drag queen makeup, expensive jeans complete with rhinestone crosses on her ass. Guess if she dies in a car accident, you at least know that her ass was saved and ascended to heaven. First of all, she wasn't done getting her items. She kept running back and forth from the register to aisles to get last minutes items. Then she pulls out her CHECK BOOK...FUCK. And she forgot an item so she ordered the clerk to go get it. The clerk gets it, but low and behold it wasn't the item she wanted. So the clerk goes back to get the item. Finally the total comes up and the cashier and her had to bs together. OMG I'll kill both of you. She proceeds to write a check....a check which should no longer be accepted ANYWHERE. Don't get me started on how fucking stupid it is to use a check. Its finally my turn. And the clerk knows I'm pissed. She tries to make small talk with me, but I just burn holes through her head. At the end she had the audacity to tell me to have a 'Blessed Day'.
Long story short, Two people I want to punch in the face.
People I want to punch in the face:
ReplyDelete1. People that use checks
2. People that like the sound of their own voice
3. People who don't drive the speed limit or
that drive slow in the passing lane
4. People that talk shit behind people's back
5. People who assume
6. People that are judgmental
7. Jealous people
8. People that starve for attention
9. Two faced people
10. People who drive loud ass trucks.
11. People that drive Crown Victorias
12. People that talk very loudly.